Twisted

"I'll tell him I'm pregnant," Dee thought. "That'll teach him to screw around with me without taking any precautions."

It was April Fools' and Dee thought it would be a great joke to play on Didi as she imagined the shocked look on his face before she'll let on that it's just a joke.

Dee and Didi have been going steady for a while. The two of them were close to each other after they met at Jane's party where Jane unceremoniously dumped Joe after they had celebrated Jane's birthday. That would be another story.

Dee and Didi hit it off right at the start. Before they left, they arranged to meet the next day for the first date. Before they started their first date, they arranged to have some intimacy soon. Before the first date run out, Dee and Didi were buck naked and in each other's arms.

The rest, they say, is history.

"Eh, Jerk!" Dee shouted across the crowded staff canteen as she spotted Didi. He ambled over nonchalantly. People in their workplace are used to the loud Dee and the quiet and meek Didi.

"Quiet and meek? Yeah, right." Dee remembered thinking about this the first time she heard her colleagues describe Didi. "What wild abandon, what an absolute beast in bed." Dee imagined the wild gyrations and thrusts of their hips and groins as they sexually devoured them for the past few months. It had been the most enjoyable period they had.

"What's up?" Didi asked, as he sat down at the table.

"I'm pregnant."

Pregnant pause.

"I..." Didi left that hanging.

Dee glared at him as harshly and as menacingly as she could muster. Then she stood up and stormed towards Didi.

"What do you mean I..." Dee's voice was rising. She got up and tried to brow beat him into submission, as she had often done in the canteen. People there were so used to these occurrences that they have become accustomed to them.

Didi was at a loss what to do. He tried standing up and as he did, he moved a chair out and the chair went right into Didi's path.

Dee crashed into the chair and fell.

"What the heck!" Dee howled as she fell. "Can't take an April Fools' joke?"

Didi realised he's been had.

Blushing, he stood up.

"Dee, what's that?" Didi asked as he pointed as the expanding red spot at the groin region of Didi's factory operator blue uniform...